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Actors and Brands and Disappointment
They are all doing it for some -much needed- extra cash. They should be punished by being forced to act with the product at all times forever.
READ MORENew Eco Spray For Middle Class Guilt
Can alleviate feelings of guilt such as: *Shopping in Tesco’s instead of locally *Spending £2.20 on a coffee *Sacking the cleaner *Pronouncing chorizo without a lisp *Screaming at the kids *Buying strawberries out of season *Forgetting to vote
READ MOREAn addition to my MILF collection
I have always found the term M.I.L.F infuriating…as if being a good Mother, working hard to earn money, and maintaining something of a good mood isn’t quite enough..We are now supposed to be shaggable all at the same time. Last time somebody tried to give me this ‘compliment’ I wanted to poke them in […]
READ MOREThe Trolley on Ryan Air
London to Toulon. Quick secret sketch of trolly lady. Unhappy panini pushing.
READ MOREGlazing over with the kids
My kids love the Museum of Childhood in Bethnal Green, but these mums seemed to be feeling the same way as I was after 3 hours there.
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A grown man on a Scooter…
One went whizzing past me with his tie a flapping and his helmet shining this morning. He looked like he was pleased with himself. I scowled at him. It was the least I could have done.
READ MOREShadow of the Vampire
Just watched this film on iPlayer and did some sketching at the same time. Quite a chilling film. Loved Dafoe as Nosferatu:
READ MOREWalkabout Bar
I think the girls having their pictures taken outside the Walkabout bar were Australian.
READ MOREMy Fast Food Lunch
I tend to avoid fast food. I don’t think I like it. I listened to this man speaking to his wife, and quickly sketched him out… I wrote down what he said. His wife looked somewhat uninterested.
READ MOREThe Westfield. At Christmas.
I’m not particularly religious myself, but non-the-less, I couldn’t help but feel a certain irony while spending the morning in the Westfield Shopping Centre, Stratford yesterday…
READ MOREThe Elf in Hamleys
Although the elf, known as Wendy, looked a bit like a normal woman with clip on ears, she was very kind and helpful.
READ MOREPerfume Advert Swap Shop
Imagine I am whispering this in your ear. Gently, softly and a little bit spitty-ly… I can deal with the occasional TV ad for perfume (just), but at Christmas, the ratio crescendos to something more like a scream. Everyone is leaping about in billowing chiffon looking, backwards over a slim raised shoulder with soft backlighting, […]
READ MOREHow to annoy the woman in trendy sandwich shop
A short dialogue inspired by Kate Cadbury’s sandwich experience.
READ MOREBeard Watching
Well it’s no secret that the beard is spreading. I have been making notes of them over the last few weeks and here are a selection of my favourites. I’m sure this chart is relevant way beyond Clapton. If you have any more types that you feel have been missed off please let me know […]
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