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These came out in the Independent yesterday. Julia Kennedy did the photos and I did the illustrations. See Julia’s other photographic work Fashion Photographer

In a restaurant. How much can one Jack Russell take in one day? No really. I have no idea.

A: Just a thought.

Front cover of the Guardian today. Did anyone feel like the girl on the left of this image?

The famous ‘one-eyed yoga peep’ from the woman in pink.

‘Big Dog’ by Lewis Vuitton. “Anyone who’s anyone will put their Rottweiler in this bag” Said Anna Horror-Head, Fashion P.R Manager of Selfridges, and Rottweiler user. My arms are even thinner and more muscular now too. He occasionally gnaws off chunks from me which is FAB. His colours match the bag so well. It’s to […]

I did this illo for a fund raising project. In Japan, folding 1000 origami cranes symbolises hope, good luck and good wishes. This little fund raiser encourages you to pay £2, choose a design and print it out with instructions to fold an origami crane. Pass this on: http://www.onethousandcranesforjapan.com/

I was commissioned to paint the view from this window. Really enjoyed mixed media again. Haven’t done it in a while. This is the outcome. I love the fact there is a red window in the centre and an ominous shadow next to it. Gives it a narrative I think. All I need to do […]

OLD AND ANGRY Gristle Faced Cage plays a long in the toothed guy who is always seeing accidents in his rear view mirror. This makes him more and more angry and old. With the help of a very young and pretty lady he sets off to work out why…

Tiny wee fossils of bacteria have been found on meteors which have landed here from outer space, as published last week in the Journal of Cosmology. These are the findings of a Ph.D NASA man. Here is a slide of what he may have seen. Because he has done a Ph.D he is most likely right. […]

Got this through my door today. Anyone fancy a game of “Who’s Outnumbered”?

Homosexuality was Illegal in Nazi Germany. Those convicted were either castrated, or later sentenced to death in concentration camps. Gay Prisoners were made to wear a pink triangles and within the camps were continually harassed and beaten.

So I am home. My first shift as a chef. Probably my last. I prepared a zillion salmon on toasts, cheese biscuits, and arrancini, whilst at the same time noting the large (caged) Boa Constrictor a foot to my right. I then noticed a plastic tub by my salmon which I presumed to be some […]

I have decided to try some new experiences so I can write about them. Today I am going to be a canape chef. I am going to wear the full chefs outfit and will be assisting at the private event of a prolific art dealer near Sloane Square. I can’t wait. Just tying my hair […]