A poem I wrote a little while ago regarding Thursday’s general election. I will be voting, but I will feel a little like I’m choosing a sandwich in a bad supermarket:
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Hypnobirthing. Another Must.
A quick visualisation of my friends’ Hypnobirthing experience. #ModernBirthingMusts :
READ MOREBullshit Baffles Brains
Sounding off in Carluccio’s. a little eave’s dropping this morning confirms the bullshit motto taught to me by my Great Uncle Gilbert. (Wonderful man). Just look at that finger.
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A Small Observation On The School Run
Media Mum demonstrates irritating and not uncommon 500-decibel-own-child-worship. Sideways glance from Mother in Niquab confirms this.
READ MORESchool Rumour: Half Bull Baby
A new school rumour for you from Eleanor Verner:
READ MOREPhotojournalism Goes Insane Over Pickle Story
Reading this story in today’s Metro, I couldn’t help but imagine the following conversation: The Photgrapher “Ok Alan, I think the BEST thing is if you lie flat on the floor with your arms outstretched and hold the ACUTAL jar of pickled onions out towards me as if you’re offering me one. Floor level style. […]
READ MOREMandatory Health Check
My daughter was due her routine health check. The lady had a very special ‘way’….It was like being sent to the headmaster’s office.
READ MOREToday’s Solar Eclipse – Using Your ACTUAL Eyes
Might I suggest using the old fashioned method of watching this morning’s solar eclipse?Heck we could even leave our phones by the bed?! #LivingOnTheEdge #UsingYourActualEyes
READ MOREWrite and Send Me Your School Rumours Please….
I am making a collection of school rumours. I need more. Here are some examples of what I have been given so far, which I have then illustrated for the collection:
READ MOREiBeard The Latest Must Have At Apple Store
At the genius bar in Regent Street, I couldn’t help but notice the abundant facial hair (On the men). I drew a few while they were tapping away on peoples equipment fixing things, and looking generally furry, yet serious.
READ MOREThe Ad For Acupuncture Looked a Bit Like This
I have had acupuncture before, and when they put the needles in my face, I didn’t smile…
READ MOREConfessions to a Stranger
A brief conversation with a little girl at my daughters school went something like this
READ MOREVote in May. Keep The Nutters at Bay
There are many reasons why I find Nigel Farage hard to swallow. (Perhaps you can feel it in my drawing.) But the fact he publicly admires Russia’s own Alpha nutter, Putin sort of nutshells almost all of them. I know it’s not new news, but it’s relevant. Vote in May – Keep the Nutters at Bay.
READ MOREOn The Subject of The M.I.L.F
I feel that we woman have enough on our plates, holding down a career, doing the housework, and should we choose to have them, having kids. I mean kids are FULL ON. So when it comes to having to look like a MILF on TOP of all that. Well, I had a thought, that […]
READ MORECharlie Hebdo. A Seven Year Old’s Reaction.
I didn’t get to switch the radio off in time this morning. She heard, and understood (it seems). This was her response.
READ MOREAnd the winner is….KIM KARDASHIAN
On November 12th 2 very important announcements were made.
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