Being Made to Feel Sexy
I was eaves dropping in a bar: He whispered to her: “have you got your basque on?” She said “Yep.”
READ MOREEaves Dropping again
Chatting to her mate outside Sainsbury’s local on Essex Road:
READ MOREVery British Bitching
Eavesdropping again..Another great quote written down live from the table next to mine…
READ MOREBullshit Baffles Brains
Sounding off in Carluccio’s. a little eave’s dropping this morning confirms the bullshit motto taught to me by my Great Uncle Gilbert. (Wonderful man). Just look at that finger.
READ MOREA Small Observation On The School Run
Media Mum demonstrates irritating and not uncommon 500-decibel-own-child-worship. Sideways glance from Mother in Niquab confirms this.
READ MOREModern Language In All It’s Glory
Eavesdropping on the Underground….
READ MOREThe Eggs Benedict Pop-Up Plan
midnight tube home. I couldn’t help but admire their enthusiasm.
READ MOREHaving a Bitch in the Charity Shop
The little old lady at the charity shop wanted to show me a dress, but unfortunately she couldn’t because….
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