I’m not particularly religious myself, but non-the-less, I couldn’t help but feel a certain irony while spending the morning in the Westfield Shopping Centre, Stratford yesterday…
READ MOREThe Elf in Hamleys
Although the elf, known as Wendy, looked a bit like a normal woman with clip on ears, she was very kind and helpful.
READ MOREPerfume Advert Swap Shop
Imagine I am whispering this in your ear. Gently, softly and a little bit spitty-ly… I can deal with the occasional TV ad for perfume (just), but at Christmas, the ratio crescendos to something more like a scream. Everyone is leaping about in billowing chiffon looking, backwards over a slim raised shoulder with soft backlighting, […]
READ MOREHow to annoy the woman in trendy sandwich shop
A short dialogue inspired by Kate Cadbury’s sandwich experience.
READ MOREBeard Watching
Well it’s no secret that the beard is spreading. I have been making notes of them over the last few weeks and here are a selection of my favourites. I’m sure this chart is relevant way beyond Clapton. If you have any more types that you feel have been missed off please let me know […]
READ MOREFarmhouse fashion Forecast: Reptile prints for ’14
We went to speak with Darlington Quince Crocodile-Levy, Head Honcho at the NSW Crocodile Farm, who, having seen sales rocket over recent months had this to say:
READ MOREWhen I Met Ewan Mcgregor
So I was at my friend’s hallowe’en party, and she introduced me to Ewan Mcgregor. He was as utterly charming, polite, beautiful and friendly as I could have ever imagined he’d be. Shame about me though. I felt silly with a hair net over my entire head. (p.s My lips are not this big. It […]
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Future shoot..
Some sketches I did recently while at a shoot in the studio. shot by Julia Kennedy
READ MOREBritish Sunbathers
A day at the seaside. Only in Britain.
READ MOREUpdating Your Profile Picture: Are you Shagable enough?
So whenever women and girls on FB update their profile picture there is quite often a sub-plot of shagability. Either demure, yet shagable, sexy and clearly up for it yet Shagable, understated and shagable, or worst still, a plain shagable, self taken picture on a mobile phone. Men tend not to worry with their own […]
READ MORE8 out of 10 people at a fashion shoot prefer to wear Converse
Literally. 8 out of 10.
READ MOREP.R. Bunny Kicker
I have worked with many P.R girls. I have learned something from this. Do not mess with P.R girls.
READ MOREA Really Tight Deadline.
I told someone that I had a really tight deadline today. I didn’t have a really tight deadline. I am just used to saying I have one and I was worried that if I didn’t say it that he might not get the job done, as everyone else would tell him about their tight deadlines, […]
READ MOREBullshit Baffles Brains
“Bullshit baffles brains.” A quote from my Great Uncle Gilbert, QC. He said that was what won him his cases. Well, I am fell victim to this last week. This is what I was told. I still don’t know what any of it meant. Feel free to enlighten me.
READ MOREThe Bum Crack-ers
Another sub genre of cyclist: Bums in the air, boys! (Staring at one of these is the best trick yet for repressing any desire for a bacon sandwich)
READ MOREMy work in L.A..
I don’t normally put my commercial work up on my blog, but I was excited to see my latest series of illustrations for Charlotte Olympia‘s collection on her new LA store while it is being renovated. Photographed by Jason Hetherington. It’s not officially out until late May, but it’s a sneaky peek. I’ll be doing the windows […]
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