Jeremy Kyle v’s Real Housewives of New Jersey

I saw The Real Housewives of New Jersey on Youtube. I hope they realise how similar they are to the guests of our very own Jeremy Kyle. I think they should mix them up, like a kind of wife swap. I’d definitely watch that.

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2.4 Hours in KFC

Based on the saying “If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you always got” I spent part of my day sitting in KFC today drawing people on my iPad. Neither of which I have ever done before. I now have indigestion and tired eyes, so it’s definately true.

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A Question for my Old Boss

Dear Mark, with reference to your recent interview, are you sure the craziest thing you ever saw in one of your restaurants was seeing a diner put tabasco on a white truffle risotto? (a private party seeing who could sit their naked buttocks in the ice tray for the longest slipped your mind then?)

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Dear iPhone

Sitting on the train I found I was able to paint the 2 women sitting directly in front of me without them noticing. They were so engrossed in their phones that I am not even sure I was in their field of vision. Mind you I was engrossed in painting them. God knows what the […]

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