Tiny wee fossils of bacteria have been found on meteors which have landed here from outer space, as published last week in the Journal of Cosmology. These are the findings of a Ph.D NASA man. Here is a slide of what he may have seen. Because he has done a Ph.D he is most likely right. […]

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Got this through my door today. Anyone fancy a game of “Who’s Outnumbered”?

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Homosexuality was Illegal in Nazi Germany. Those convicted were either castrated, or later sentenced to death in concentration camps. Gay Prisoners were made to wear a pink triangles and within the camps were continually harassed and beaten.

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So I am home. My first shift as a chef. Probably my last. I prepared a zillion salmon on toasts, cheese biscuits, and arrancini, whilst at the same time noting the large (caged) Boa Constrictor a foot to my right. I then noticed a plastic tub by my salmon which I presumed to be some […]

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I have decided to try some new experiences so I can write about them. Today I am going to be a canape chef. I am going to wear the full chefs outfit and will be assisting at the private event of a prolific art dealer near Sloane Square. I can’t wait. Just tying my hair […]

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How does she stay so muscular?

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objective: to find a photo and re draw it with one addition. Elton, dearest. Do you have to?. Imagine the view poor Zac’s got.

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I went out for dinner last night in Soho. A small restaurant called Giovanni’s. We experienced the most silent and bizarre chef/waiter who would neither speak to us or look at us. He was a hoot: I then had the pleasure of realising that I was surrounded by images of the owner, of about 5″2 […]

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This morning feels like spring. the sun shining, and buds, birds and daffs. This is my favourite spring poem:  

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iPhone have a Vatican approved app so we can now confess our sins on our iphones.

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