I was driving home from dropping my 10 year old off at school in the rain this morning, when I gave way to a stressed-looking woman, driving a car full of small kids to school. She was clutching the steering wheel like she wanted to wring its neck. I slowed down and I let her […]
READ MORESorry to Bother you. The Moment I Realised This About Myself.
I wrote this by piecing together things I have said looking back through emails, and combining them with thoughts and feelings. It was an epiphany during a meeting, followed by a conversation with my partner. I would like to know if it resonates with anyone. I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have this […]
READ MOREThe First Family Holiday Without Him
It was 1 year and 6 days ago when I decided to leave. He had been so bad that I was trembling. Small, tiny, but resonating right through me like a hum. Right down to my cells. I still do tremble like that sometimes, and this morning is one of those times. We aren’t going […]
READ MOREBack To School
The 6 weeks holidays. The End. The children have been singing Ed Sheeran throughout.(“I’m in Lurv with yer bar-de”..) It is now etched into my mind and circles around in my brain throughout meetings, discussions and even arguments – there have been a few. It’s been a pleasure, don’t get me wrong but;
READ MOREElection Stress and Confusion Causes Havoc With Under Ripe Avocado In Sock.
Election stress and uncertainty can manifest itself in many ways. Laura Wallington from Nottingham caused damage to property today after putting an under ripe avocado into an odd Jojo Maman Bebe sock and swinging it about in M&S foodhall, sending whole shelves of quinoa, beetroot and couscous crashing onto the floor and ruining people’s Converse. […]
READ MOREThe Turkey’s Habit
I once read that turkeys have to be brought indoors during heavy rain, as they have a tendency to look up at it, filling their airways until they drown. I am not sure if this is a fact, I just love it. These folk stood here for half an hour staring up at the announcement […]
READ MOREBrexit, Lies, and The US Election:
Dear American voters: Lots of English voters believed some lies from ‘real’ ‘honest’ and ‘straight talking’ politicians and newspapers, and they voted for Brexit. Then it was proved that these politicians lied to get what they wanted. Now the pound is not worth as much as it used to be. By quite a long way. […]
READ MORENew School Rumours Page…
I have created a page especially for the rumours as I have so many. See the menu bar and click. Please keep sending me new ones. I intend to get to 100.
READ MOREOn Buying The Right Bikini
For those of us with a ‘Hungry Bum’ might I suggest going up a size from the size you think you need:
READ MOREHodor, Hodor, Hodor
I went to bed saying “Hodor, Hodor, Hodor” last night. My partner frowned at me, as he hasn’t seen the episode yet. #season 6, Episode 4, #GameOfThrones. Hug Hodor.
READ MORETop 10 Red Carpet Moments
I covered 10 amazing, funny, stylish or just downright bloody rude ..Red Carpet Moments for AnOther Magazine.
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Tungsten Trend
As she bites into her locally sourced cured meat and sourdough toastie, with kale salad and ginger detox smoothie in the cafe (or should I say eaterie), she glances up and realises many things. Amongst these things….
READ MOREThe Name I Remember you By #4
Thanks Kate for your contribution to my Names On People’s Phones series:
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Names on phones: prequels for people with the same name:
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Names on phones part 2:
READ MOREThe Name I Remember You By #1
I am working on a new series of drawings inspired by the strange names we put in our phones. Names we put in to remember someone who, with just their name alone we may forget, or sometimes they become someone close to us but we don’t know at that moment. I on occassion have drawn […]
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