On Donald Trump: #BanTrump
So aside from the obvious (Banning Donald Trump) I’d like to offer my own suggestion involving margarine. Please add your own unreasonable things to ban at #BanTrump
READ MORETop 10 Unrealistic Promises for a Mother
If you manage even 2 of these you’re doing brilliantly.
READ MOREEaves Dropping again
Chatting to her mate outside Sainsbury’s local on Essex Road:
READ MOREBottoms In Bikinis
On Holiday in the South of France we spent the day in our swimming cosies amongst 5000 others. Here is a cross section of the bums I encountered there. Bottoms to suit all tastes I’m quite sure. I’ll do more men next week to make it fair.
READ MOREAn Obedient Bridesmaid
I wrote this poem after speaking with a friend about her experience and perception of herself as a bridesmaid:
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