A short dialogue inspired by Kate Cadbury’s sandwich experience.
READ MOREBeard Watching
Well it’s no secret that the beard is spreading. I have been making notes of them over the last few weeks and here are a selection of my favourites. I’m sure this chart is relevant way beyond Clapton. If you have any more types that you feel have been missed off please let me know […]
READ MOREFarmhouse fashion Forecast: Reptile prints for ’14
We went to speak with Darlington Quince Crocodile-Levy, Head Honcho at the NSW Crocodile Farm, who, having seen sales rocket over recent months had this to say:
READ MOREWhen I Met Ewan Mcgregor
So I was at my friend’s hallowe’en party, and she introduced me to Ewan Mcgregor. He was as utterly charming, polite, beautiful and friendly as I could have ever imagined he’d be. Shame about me though. I felt silly with a hair net over my entire head. (p.s My lips are not this big. It […]
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British Sunbathers
A day at the seaside. Only in Britain.
READ MOREUpdating Your Profile Picture: Are you Shagable enough?
So whenever women and girls on FB update their profile picture there is quite often a sub-plot of shagability. Either demure, yet shagable, sexy and clearly up for it yet Shagable, understated and shagable, or worst still, a plain shagable, self taken picture on a mobile phone. Men tend not to worry with their own […]
READ MORE8 out of 10 people at a fashion shoot prefer to wear Converse
Literally. 8 out of 10.
READ MOREP.R. Bunny Kicker
I have worked with many P.R girls. I have learned something from this. Do not mess with P.R girls.
READ MOREA Really Tight Deadline.
I told someone that I had a really tight deadline today. I didn’t have a really tight deadline. I am just used to saying I have one and I was worried that if I didn’t say it that he might not get the job done, as everyone else would tell him about their tight deadlines, […]
READ MOREThe Bum Crack-ers
Another sub genre of cyclist: Bums in the air, boys! (Staring at one of these is the best trick yet for repressing any desire for a bacon sandwich)
READ MOREThatcher’s funeral. Some of the onlookers:
I went to St Paul’s with my sketchbook during the funeral service of Baroness Thatcher yesterday. It was interesting to listen and look at the people there, and what they were saying. A very diverse crowd to say the least. Here are some of them: The die hard Maggie fans of yesteryear.. A Man shouting about […]
READ MOREUnusual Commuter Combos.
Old Street is proving to be a great spot for cyclist style watching. Today, it was Wendy James (ish) with a hoodie/Helmet combo, hot pants, fishnets, jogging shoes and fluro pink hi-vis socks pulled to their limits. She was also cycling in a very low gear which meant her wee legs were going like the […]
READ MOREWonderWoman in Shoredtich
I cycled behind WonderWoman through Old Street today. The cars had to drive on the other side of the road to avoid touching her billowing cape, and I thought she had decent control given her enormous platforms and the deep potholes which the council have dug out especially to keep us all on our toes. […]
READ MOREIT’S MINE!
Kids like owning stuff. They especially like owning stuff if someone else already has it.
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