Actors and Brands and Disappointment
They are all doing it for some -much needed- extra cash. They should be punished by being forced to act with the product at all times forever.
READ MOREThe Trolley on Ryan Air
London to Toulon. Quick secret sketch of trolly lady. Unhappy panini pushing.
READ MOREA grown man on a Scooter…
One went whizzing past me with his tie a flapping and his helmet shining this morning. He looked like he was pleased with himself. I scowled at him. It was the least I could have done.
READ MOREShadow of the Vampire
Just watched this film on iPlayer and did some sketching at the same time. Quite a chilling film. Loved Dafoe as Nosferatu:
READ MOREWalkabout Bar
I think the girls having their pictures taken outside the Walkabout bar were Australian.
READ MOREThe Westfield. At Christmas.
I’m not particularly religious myself, but non-the-less, I couldn’t help but feel a certain irony while spending the morning in the Westfield Shopping Centre, Stratford yesterday…
READ MOREThe Elf in Hamleys
Although the elf, known as Wendy, looked a bit like a normal woman with clip on ears, she was very kind and helpful.
READ MOREPerfume Advert Swap Shop
Imagine I am whispering this in your ear. Gently, softly and a little bit spitty-ly… I can deal with the occasional TV ad for perfume (just), but at Christmas, the ratio crescendos to something more like a scream. Everyone is leaping about in billowing chiffon looking, backwards over a slim raised shoulder with soft backlighting, […]
READ MOREHow to annoy the woman in trendy sandwich shop
A short dialogue inspired by Kate Cadbury’s sandwich experience.
READ MOREBeard Watching
Well it’s no secret that the beard is spreading. I have been making notes of them over the last few weeks and here are a selection of my favourites. I’m sure this chart is relevant way beyond Clapton. If you have any more types that you feel have been missed off please let me know […]
READ MOREFarmhouse fashion Forecast: Reptile prints for ’14
We went to speak with Darlington Quince Crocodile-Levy, Head Honcho at the NSW Crocodile Farm, who, having seen sales rocket over recent months had this to say:
READ MOREWhen I Met Ewan Mcgregor
So I was at my friend’s hallowe’en party, and she introduced me to Ewan Mcgregor. He was as utterly charming, polite, beautiful and friendly as I could have ever imagined he’d be. Shame about me though. I felt silly with a hair net over my entire head. (p.s My lips are not this big. It […]
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