I can’t help but notice how much it’s being discussed in magazines, editorials and on TV. -Grown professionals in well made suits discussing what Prince George’s first word might be on breakfast TV. Nodding and shaking their heads in serious debate. Generally (in my personal experience) a child’s first word is most likely to be the […]
READ MOREEnthusiastic Hands Galore
I was commissioned by the BBC to draw an event yesterday. Lots of interesting people bouncing ideas off one another. I did 48 drawings but my favourite part was observing their hands and giving them titles:
READ MOREUKIP and Putin.
Just read in the Independent that Nigel Farage of UKIP fame most admires Putin. I can just imagine his face lighting up at the very thought of this charismatic maniac. I bet he’d go weak at the -whisky pickled- knees.
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What Women Look Like Naked. Really
I normally see semi clad women on a fashion shoot, so my perspective has been somewhat distorted. That and all the magazines. Well might I suggest a trip to your local swimming pool. Gentlemen (and I think you already know this) This is what the majority of women look like really. You naughty lying magazines, […]
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Combative Sexual Posturer on the Northern Line
I call these men ‘Bollocky Men’.
READ MORELike, Multi-talented?
At this week’s photoshoot: The guy who wanted to see my ‘shit’.
READ MORELaughing Out Loud
A drawing I did of a young guy who lols a lot, (not Lol-ing)
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Actors and Brands and Disappointment
They are all doing it for some -much needed- extra cash. They should be punished by being forced to act with the product at all times forever.
READ MORENew Eco Spray For Middle Class Guilt
Can alleviate feelings of guilt such as: *Shopping in Tesco’s instead of locally *Spending £2.20 on a coffee *Sacking the cleaner *Pronouncing chorizo without a lisp *Screaming at the kids *Buying strawberries out of season *Forgetting to vote
READ MOREThe Trolley on Ryan Air
London to Toulon. Quick secret sketch of trolly lady. Unhappy panini pushing.
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A grown man on a Scooter…
One went whizzing past me with his tie a flapping and his helmet shining this morning. He looked like he was pleased with himself. I scowled at him. It was the least I could have done.
READ MOREThe Westfield. At Christmas.
I’m not particularly religious myself, but non-the-less, I couldn’t help but feel a certain irony while spending the morning in the Westfield Shopping Centre, Stratford yesterday…
READ MOREThe Elf in Hamleys
Although the elf, known as Wendy, looked a bit like a normal woman with clip on ears, she was very kind and helpful.
READ MOREPerfume Advert Swap Shop
Imagine I am whispering this in your ear. Gently, softly and a little bit spitty-ly… I can deal with the occasional TV ad for perfume (just), but at Christmas, the ratio crescendos to something more like a scream. Everyone is leaping about in billowing chiffon looking, backwards over a slim raised shoulder with soft backlighting, […]
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